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Author Topic: My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. [Locked]
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being the kind hearted man that I am, I thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her."

So we walked past it again.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Oh you.
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
shouldnt that be

"so I walked her past it again"

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
actually that was me, I farted.
-Kiande-  3 stars
Posts: 549
Registered: 2006-8-11 23:47:04
Really (not) clever.

 

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Thunderdome
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
She thought it was funny.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
REPOST FROM YOUR FB

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
Dark_EternalFF posted:

REPOST FROM YOUR FB



aha!

you are a cross posting spammer!

 

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Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
Are you DadBoner on twitter?

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Ban him

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012

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