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-Darkfire-  3 stars
Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
bro, i already told you that those sites are like a 9-1 guy to girl ratio, you are wasting your time.

get on plenty of fish or okcupid and start talking up some chicks

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
A few years back, Craigslist was great for hookups, now it's useless for them.

PlentyOfFish still works pretty well however, just be prepared for the fact that half the people you know are on there looking for the same thing.
Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
Dark_EternalFF posted:

Friend of mine found his first wife through adultfriendfinder. THAT was a huge mistake.



This dude I know hooked up with some lady from there (I believe). It was really romatic. She emailed him a photo of her lovely face after some other dude had jizzed on it. I know that's always a turn on for me.
-Eps  3 stars
Title: I Love Boobies. And Butts, too!
Posts: 771
Registered: 2007-5-30 21:33:21
my Fling account is buzzin, too bad im not paying for it

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
.-Vega-. posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

Friend of mine found his first wife through adultfriendfinder. THAT was a huge mistake.



You can't just leave the story at that. Details. We need details.



It's not a particularly interesting story. They met, she seemed cool (fat and ugly, but he's not a looker himself). They started dating. They got engaged. Two weeks before the wedding she cheated on him with her best friend and her friend's boyfriend. He let it slide. She got knocked up (surprisingly, the kid was actually his). They were married for a couple of years. She racked up a ton of credit card and other debt. They were forced to declare bankruptcy. He lost his job which paid nearly as much as I make now (an ishtload) after his boss told him the company would stand by him through the bankruptcy process. She proceeded to get even crazier (and fatter), sleep around a lot, and generally be a c***. They got a divorce. Custody battle ensued, with her going so far as to make a fake persona on FB and friend him to try to get information to use against him in court (she tried to friend/IM me too, I told her to fk off).

Eventually things settled. She sucks off of the state disability teat (no real disability other than being batisht crazy) and tries to fk him over at every opportunity (bitch didn't get any alimony, she's pissed about that). He fixed his image, got a much lower-paying job that he's still happy with, and started dating someone much more attractive than her. THE END

 

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-Eps  3 stars
Title: I Love Boobies. And Butts, too!
Posts: 771
Registered: 2007-5-30 21:33:21
1girl:200guys


I LIKE MY ODDS

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
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Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
lol you are silly

 

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-Eps  3 stars
Title: I Love Boobies. And Butts, too!
Posts: 771
Registered: 2007-5-30 21:33:21
a/s/l?

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
Make sure you note in the messages: BBW BBBJCIM.

 

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If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours.
Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways.
The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
-Eps  3 stars
Title: I Love Boobies. And Butts, too!
Posts: 771
Registered: 2007-5-30 21:33:21
OMFG HOT GIRL WITH HUGE BOOBS WANTS TO GO TO BAR THEN "FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO AFTER"


/hides under rock

 

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