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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
sliyurs posted:

i don't know how this is related to this thread but i've wanted to tell
vn about it all day. i was working in the clinic today when a chick came
in with bacterial vaginosis. it's nasty, don't let it happen to you
(gives your vag a petri dish like appearance and creates a smell so
horrible that you think you're on a fishing wharf on the atlantic
ocean). anyways, i was trying to figure out how she came down with it.
there has to be a change in the natural flora of the vag for this to
happen so i asked the woman if she douched lately. she told me she
douched with Mr. Clean, ROFL. i had to excuse myself for a minute to
leave the room to laugh. what kind of idiot shoves mr clean up her vag
and pulls the sprayer? anyways, the moral of the story is mehy don't
douche with mr clean because you will come down with some nasty
infections that'll make your life miserable. i know it might be tempting
but seriously, don't.



I just thought this deserved its own thread.

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
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Probably on Vacation

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Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
I shuddered when I read it.


Important safety tip. Thanks for sharing, because sharing is caring.

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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didn't read.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
wtf...

 

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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
Well, it happens. When your VJJ and your butt hole are an inch apart, problems sometimes. Problems.

 

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GrimTempest  3 stars
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Anime Aikousha

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Registered: 2001-12-21 01:36:49
old. then again you guys prolly don't read dt.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
_Alexandra_ posted:

Well, it happens. When your VJJ and your butt hole are an inch apart, problems sometimes. Problems.



...like confusing which hole the Mr Clean gets sprayed in? I mean...do you need a fresh lemony scent in that area?

 

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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
Dark_EternalFF posted:

_Alexandra_ posted:

Well, it happens. When your VJJ and your butt hole are an inch apart, problems sometimes. Problems.



...like confusing which hole the Mr Clean gets sprayed in? I mean...do you need a fresh lemony scent in that area?



I would choose butt hole. Who doesn't want a fresh lemon scent when passing wind?

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Me. When I'm in the car. With my wife. BECAUSE SHE MUST SUFFER

 

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Lanacan  3 stars
Title: Random, Crazy, Mental....
Posts: 789
Registered: 2002-2-19 17:27:59
Dark_EternalFF posted:

Me. When I'm in the car. With my wife. BECAUSE SHE MUST SUFFER




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