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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Dude.

Keep the openly crazy ones around, much easier to manipulate than they ones that don't know they are crazy yet. Could of had her working two jobs to buy you cool toys and thinking she was doing it so you could make a life together. For years you could have done this. Years.
winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Ptilk posted:

Dude.

Keep the openly crazy ones around, much easier to manipulate than they ones that don't know they are crazy yet. Could of had her working two jobs to buy you cool toys and thinking she was doing it so you could make a life together. For years you could have done this. Years.



Such an optimist.
Varece  4 stars
Posts: 1,096
Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
You two seem well-matched

 

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Kah_v2  2 stars
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Registered: 2012-2-7 07:29:52
File this one under "fiction".

 

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Aethelgrin  1 star
Posts: 198
Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
Most unbelievable part of this is that MoFo has a girlfriend. Fake and gay.

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
lmao. Afraid it's all too real.

And whoever says I should keep her to have her work 2 jobs, she's offered to have me pimp her out..

I woke up from a 2 hour nap to 59!!! text messages.

I can't handle it, she is too much work.
Caledric  4 stars
Title: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Posts: 1,327
Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
caek.

 

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Kah_v2  2 stars
Posts: 295
Registered: 2012-2-7 07:29:52
MoFoEskimo posted:

lmao. Afraid it's all too real.

And whoever says I should keep her to have her work 2 jobs, she's offered to have me pimp her out..

I woke up from a 2 hour nap to 59!!! text messages.

I can't handle it, she is too much work.



tell me more

 

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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
59 texts in 2 hours? wtf? did you send her a text every moment you're awake so she's kept updated?
Unarmed-Yarr  2 stars
Title: Pirate of Harrrvestgain
Posts: 390
Registered: 2000-2-23 15:43:24
Offer her food to knock off the shenanegans, it worked on Koreans once today.

 

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