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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
dumps you into the river


watch your back

 

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Unarmed-Yarr  2 stars
Title: Pirate of Harrrvestgain
Posts: 390
Registered: 2000-2-23 15:43:24
MoFoEskimo posted:

Unarmed-Yarr posted:

Pop her butt cherry, then dump her before she dumps on you



I already did. I honestly did the trifecta of cherry busting.

I have been avoiding talking about this on here, but let's face it you guys deserve it lol



you popped her three hole?

http://www.ign.com/videos/2010/03/11/ugly-americans-tv-clip-exclusive-clip-three-hole

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
notmforce2k posted:

Unarmed-Yarr posted:

Pop her butt cherry, then dump her before she dumps on you



before she dumps you into a body bag.



Oh... F***. I hadn't even considered that. I've seen 'snapped' ... Ugh, thanks for giving me one more thing in this equation to stress out about. Tonight when I was talking about breaking it off she said why don't you just get it over with and f*** me then kill me. This is honestly still just the surface mind you, the depths of crazy I have been a witness to in the last... 3-4 weeks of a 'relationship,' is just... I just realized what stupidity really is. Being hypnotized by another persons stupidity.
Steelwind_Oo  4 stars
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Posts: 1,789
Registered: 2000-9-30 10:26:30
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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
traditional Korean fathers and brothers don't take kindly to Americana white boys dragons deflowering theirs sweet daughters


i want to add mofo to my 2012 dead pool

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
Korean father: what happened my sweet child?

Korean girl: he put it in my bum

MoFo:

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
Probably on Vacation

Posts: 1,444
Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
Marry her or go on the lam.

Only two options.

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
I've used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on the wrong person.

I've made a huge mistake.
Itab  4 stars
Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
FineYoungCannibals posted:

i want to add mofo to my 2012 dead pool

 

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