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Caledric  4 stars
Title: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Posts: 1,327
Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
Bought is first pack today: Yeaaaah!

He's finally going to go out and get laid! Wooo Hooo!

Letting him use the Van so he can shag the night away.

 

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jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
the van with no windows that says "free candy"?


cl.ass.y

 

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"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
Caledric  4 stars
Title: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Posts: 1,327
Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
jonus156 posted:

the van with no windows that says "free candy"?


cl.ass.y



Actually it says Free Shoes... he's aiming for an older crowd.

 

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jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
Caledric posted:

jonus156 posted:

the van with no windows that says "free candy"?


cl.ass.y



Actually it says Free Shoes... he's aiming for an older crowd.



orthopedic shoes?

where is he going to be parked at?

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
Probably on Vacation

Posts: 1,444
Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
down by the river of course!

 

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Dwaveran  3 stars
Title: Wants to Ban Canada...
Posts: 909
Registered: 2003-1-23 11:01:28
nice!

 

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Unarmed-Yarr  2 stars
Title: Pirate of Harrrvestgain
Posts: 390
Registered: 2000-2-23 15:43:24
were they perviously owned?

 

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Eradiani  3 stars
Title: Moderator/ EvEVault Staff
AE mid to deep

Posts: 527
Registered: 2002-5-3 02:18:49

 

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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Giggity giggity.
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
And when he went to pick up his date he discovered her dad was the pharmacist that sold him the condoms.

 

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