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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
SyFy level bad.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
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Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Never even heard of it.

 

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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
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Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
It's about this muppet bear...swimming around in the open ocean, eating hapless sailors, and boaters at will.

There's some strange theme music - whenever you start to see the bear on screen, you hear - "Waka...waka...waka...waka...waka...wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka..."and then someone dies.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
One of the few movies based on actual events that truly sux ass.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Will there NEVER be another good shark related horror movie?

 

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Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
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Varece  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
Fozzie_Bear posted:

Will there NEVER be another good shark related horror movie?



Jaws blew it for all the rest.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0

 

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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
I thought you meant this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_5F1zYQF5M

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ7s7bwoLOk&feature=related

related video

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Man, I put a good 15-35 seconds into my other comment.

 

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