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Ah-Schoo  4 stars
Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness
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Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29
ACX posted:

Reapist posted:

I also made a mistake last night of peeing before washing my hands. My pecker burned for an hour.



They say milk works, or anything else with high fat content. If it happens again, you should try dipping your pecker in milk and let us know how it turns out. Be sure to return it to the fridge when done.

Also video it. (you can hide the pecker.)

 

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-Ducky-  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-6-1 14:21:49
Alcohol helps with spice too (higher proof the better). Although I wouldn't stick your business in the booze.
I love Mexican food. There are some really yummy places around here.

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Yeah, I'm on meds. I take 80mg of lisinopril twice a day. Without it, my BP is more like 190/150.

As for the not washing hands before peeing, many years ago I spent 2 hours chopping countless pounds of jalapenos then ran over to pee when I had a few seconds.

OUCH!

I begged any woman there to suck the poison out, but none of them did.
WhipSmack  2 stars
Posts: 358
Registered: 2001-1-8 19:15:50
Yum! Sweating your face off is part of the experience that some people just don't know how to enjoy.
Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
It takes maybe 3 months to totally acclimate yourself to it, but you should get off of all salts, It is soooooo preferable to having a stroke.

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
half bottle of tapatio is a lot of salt

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
TickyAtack posted:

half bottle of tapatio is a lot of salt



Yeah. An occasional splash of it isn't so bad. It's the continual use that is. I probably won't eat any more of it for 3 months.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
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Sounds like a good way to ruin the mexican food...

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Kordirn posted:

Sounds like a good way to ruin the mexican food...



Eh, no. People in the PNW don't like anything hot.

 

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Lyndrek  3 stars
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-Mithan- posted:

Reapist posted:

Don't count on it so soon. Last week my BP was 126/84.

I was not counting on it soon. The longer its put off the better.

 

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