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myxomatosis8  3 stars
Title: amateur zookeeper
Posts: 800
Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
Gaevren posted:

Webscar posted:

Silly Question: Do you clean up "The Mess" when your Water Breaks; or just deal with it after you've popped the baby out?



Someone else gets to deal with it. You don't waste time cleaning anything up when you should be heading to the hospital PRONTO, and anyone who leaves that sitting for two or more days while you're in the hospital recovering is a douche canoe and a moron.

Besides which, it's not usually this flood like it happens in the movies. It's usually more just like...a trickle, or maybe wetting yourself. Most of the time there isn't anything to clean up except on your clothes (and see previous statement about me not cleaning it up!)



Yeah with me I felt something wet, and went to the bathroom. Realized it wasn't pee. Shoved small towel in pants, drove to hospital. No mess at home at all! Hospital got to deal with everything else.

 

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Dwaveran  3 stars
Title: Wants to Ban Canada...
Posts: 909
Registered: 2003-1-23 11:01:28
Good Luck

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Grats and good luck Mal!!!

 

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Brandun  4 stars
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
Caledric posted:

Who had march 6th in the pool?



I think I did!


Good luck Mal!!!!!

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Damn, hope it's a quick and easy delivery for you and the kid.
Malrothien  2 stars
Posts: 455
Registered: 2002-8-4 16:48:25
We are in our room. I'm hooked up to pitocin because my contractions weren't regular. They started with a slow drip and will increase. I'm currently at 3-4 minutes between so moving quickly.

As far as the water breaking, it didn't make a mess and I was prepared for it.

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
Probably on Vacation

Posts: 1,444
Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
Good luck! Hope it goes smoothly and quickly!

 

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-Darkfire-  3 stars
Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
rip vagina

:'(

 

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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
-Darkfire- posted:

rip vagina

:'(


I laughed.
Malrothien  2 stars
Posts: 455
Registered: 2002-8-4 16:48:25
-Darkfire- posted:

rip vagina

:'(



It's a muscle, it'll go back.

 

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