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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
I have just stitched together my shirt because a button hole got too big and the button would routinely come loose

How attractive does this make me?
purplehugmonkey  2 stars
Posts: 466
Registered: 2005-5-16 18:42:03
Not attractive.

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
You're not a lady so you do not count

You're a whore
purplehugmonkey  2 stars
Posts: 466
Registered: 2005-5-16 18:42:03
I bet you sewed it up crooked.

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
It doesn't matter if it is crooked or too small, if it works it works

Ladies have to back me up on this one
EbonDragon  4 stars
Title: 8bit epileptic
Posts: 1,041
Registered: 2002-12-21 19:14:06
I'd bang you.
the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
This is progress... I think...
Ferrydust  3 stars
Title: Iron Chef Jennifer
Posts: 938
Registered: 2002-9-4 20:32:54
In the big picture I think most (not all) men are better at sewing than women. Or they would be if the tried. It's the whole plan it out and execute that I think men are generally good at. I gave my sewing machine to a guy years ago who was married to a friend of mine. He just had more ability than me. I am too impatient.

 

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AynRand  1 star
Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
I'll let you know the next time I need a button hole fixed.

Plus, it sounds as though he's "crooked" and "too small"

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
you will be keep-able to the right lady

 

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