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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
ok but this was when batman was brand new. america wasn't that fat yet as a nation. i can't imagine how painful that would be on an emotional level. i'm sorry sir/ma'am, you're too goddamn fat to ride this. please un-wedge yourself from the seat and roll your ass out the exit lane in front of all the normal sized humans in line behind you. who are all assholes and are totally laughing at you right now.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
I don't even know how people let themselves to get fat enough to not be able to fit in an amusement park ride.

 

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_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
Kordirn posted:

I don't even know how people let themselves to get fat enough to not be able to fit in an amusement park ride.



I think i would kill myself if i ever got that big.

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
I don't know if I'd go that far. I'd probably start threatening people on the internet with death, execution style, and eventually get all the fat sucked out of me and have half my enormous stomach chopped off
Albdestroyer  2 stars
Posts: 484
Registered: 2006-9-24 21:06:19
Caoilin posted:

ok but this was when batman was brand new. america wasn't that fat yet as a nation. i can't imagine how painful that would be on an emotional level. i'm sorry sir/ma'am, you're too goddamn fat to ride this. please un-wedge yourself from the seat and roll your ass out the exit lane in front of all the normal sized humans in line behind you. who are all assholes and are totally laughing at you right now.



Yea, we've had people cry. A lot of times it's people demand a refund and cuss out the ride operators.
Albdestroyer  2 stars
Posts: 484
Registered: 2006-9-24 21:06:19
_sooz_ posted:

Kordirn posted:

I don't even know how people let themselves to get fat enough to not be able to fit in an amusement park ride.



I think i would kill myself if i ever got that big.



based on your pictures you've posted, you won't fit on most rides in six flags. so you were at one point that big.
_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
Albdestroyer posted:

_sooz_ posted:

Kordirn posted:

I don't even know how people let themselves to get fat enough to not be able to fit in an amusement park ride.



I think i would kill myself if i ever got that big.



based on your pictures you've posted, you won't fit on most rides in six flags. so you were at one point that big.



I've never posted a full-body pic, so i dont see how you're making that judgement.

 

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Albdestroyer  2 stars
Posts: 484
Registered: 2006-9-24 21:06:19
_sooz_ posted:

Albdestroyer posted:

_sooz_ posted:

Kordirn posted:

I don't even know how people let themselves to get fat enough to not be able to fit in an amusement park ride.



I think i would kill myself if i ever got that big.



based on your pictures you've posted, you won't fit on most rides in six flags. so you were at one point that big.



I've never posted a full-body pic, so i dont see how you're making that judgement.


When you post a fb style pic downward to show your hair, and you can see your waist. You're too fat to ride a rollercoaster.

And wasn't there a video of you dancing posted? yea, you wouldn't fit on most roller coasters.
_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
Albdestroyer posted:

_sooz_ posted:

Albdestroyer posted:

_sooz_ posted:

Kordirn posted:

I don't even know how people let themselves to get fat enough to not be able to fit in an amusement park ride.



I think i would kill myself if i ever got that big.



based on your pictures you've posted, you won't fit on most rides in six flags. so you were at one point that big.



I've never posted a full-body pic, so i dont see how you're making that judgement.


When you post a fb style pic downward to show your hair, and you can see your waist. You're too fat to ride a rollercoaster.


Strange, given that in the UK (which is not a fat-friendly country like the US is) i could ride any fairground ride without a problem. Also i dont think i've ever posted a picture that shows my waist, im very careful to show head and shoulders only. But whatever.

 

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Brandun  4 stars
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
-Darkfire- posted:

virgin nerd brandun, defender of all fat chicks in hopes of getting some, to the rescue



what's wrong with fat girls?

there is this rather large girl I work with at the video store.. We call her Bam Bam


I've asked her to come over to my mom's basement for cheetos and flapjacks, and watch the Twilight series


I hope she says yes

 

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