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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
aon_mixed posted:

when your leg gets fat, do your kids expand too?



My leg will never get fat. I'm a personal trainer. Aside from being pregnant, I've never weighed more than 120 lbs.

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
Pirate Kitty

Posts: 2,317
Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30
when your kids get hungry, do you feed them the crumbs from your cup holders?

 

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OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
Were you afraid of an infection, having it exposed in your disgustingly dirty car?

 

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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
aon_mixed posted:

when your kids get hungry, do you feed them the crumbs from your cup holders?



Of course.

 

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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
OG_Loki posted:

Were you afraid of an infection, having it exposed in your disgustingly dirty car?



No. My leg was covered in Neosporin. I am therefore safe from the plague.

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
Pirate Kitty

Posts: 2,317
Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30
did you correspondingly tattoo you and your husbands names on each of the 4 children's legs?

 

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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
aon_mixed posted:

did you correspondingly tattoo you and your husbands names on each of the 4 children's legs?



I was thinking instead to go in line with the Dr. Suess book and tat them Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3, and Thing 4.

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
Pirate Kitty

Posts: 2,317
Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30
what does your leg taste like with neosporin on it?

 

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OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
Are the ones outside of the infinity symbol the ones you'll eventually stop loving?

 

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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
aon_mixed posted:

what does your leg taste like with neosporin on it?



I don't know. Want a bite?

 

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