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So I find out tonight whether I have Jury Duty on my freaking Birthday...
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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1/1/00 12:00am
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So I find out tonight whether I have Jury Duty on my freaking Birthday...
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Sarena_WE posted:
Brother_Tempus posted:
Sarena_WE posted:
with my luck I will get picked and end up on some trial that lasts 4 weeks and I end up sequestered.
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No sugar tonight
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-Prismatic- [Archive]
Title: Keeper of the Ratings
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Registered: 2002-11-18 18:05:28
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So I find out tonight whether I have Jury Duty on my freaking Birthday...
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Just show up a day late, who cares. You wont be thrown in contempt.
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Gilligan.USCG
Title: Stuck on the Island
Posts: 528
Registered: 2001-9-19 19:53:25
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Date Posted:
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So I find out tonight whether I have Jury Duty on my freaking Birthday...
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Just tell them BT is your husband.
They'll either let you go, have you committed, or send you into witness protection to get away from "the crazy dude".
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combat_mage_sc
Title: Hi. My name is Combat and i'm an alcoholic.
Posts: 1,061
Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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So I find out tonight whether I have Jury Duty on my freaking Birthday...
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Brother_Tempus posted:
Sarena_WE posted:
with my luck I will get picked and end up on some trial that lasts 4 weeks and I end up sequestered.
lol!
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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So I find out tonight whether I have Jury Duty on my freaking Birthday...
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trade me -- i am in afghanistan -- and my wife got a jury summons for me
i called to ask to be excused and they said i do not qualify for exemption (because i am not military)
then i called the transportation office and told them that i lack the resources to get there -- they refused to provide transportation
so .. i guess they expect me to fork out $2,500 for plane tickets, or risk a $1,000 fine and a bench warrant
a warrant would endanger my security clearance and cause me to lose my job
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