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NeoKarnak  2 stars
Posts: 346
Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
JD_HOGG posted:

Dear Wizards of the Coast:

I put on my robe and wizard hat and am ready to work!

Sincerely,

Jezza



That's a win!

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
but can you slidecast?

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Only a handful;?

Good luck Jezza, you deserve a good job.

 

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gatzby  1 star
Title: Insanity Personified
Posts: 86
Registered: 2001-7-26 17:49:19
Dear WOTC,

Hiring me would be like giving me the following cards in the first turn:

Black lotus
Channel
Fireball
Mountain

Yes, you read that right.
It would be INSTANT WIN.

Thanks,

Jezza.

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
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Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
good luck jezza

 

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Stormyblade  3 stars
Posts: 550
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:22:54
deadcactus posted:

I e-mailed them a link to your profile here. They'll see the post count and you'll be golden!



So my lack of a high post count is why I fail in life?


/e slits wrists

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
there's no way this won't offend so i'm not going to try making it nicer. jezza, with all i've seen, there is NO WAY you will even qualify for an interview. now ebon on the other hand..

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Alright, I'll talk to the almighty for you. He owes me a few and has nothing but time for 1st world dreams and problems.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
Caoilin posted:

there's no way this won't offend so i'm not going to try making it nicer. jezza, with all i've seen, there is NO WAY you will even qualify for an interview. now ebon on the other hand..



and when you figure out the difference between graphic design and artist, you get back to me.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Jezza_Belle posted:

deadcactus posted:

I e-mailed them a link to your profile here. They'll see the post count and you'll be golden!



this is why I'm really glad only a handful of people know my real name.



Actually your VN post count probably would help your cause.

 

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Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
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Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi

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