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I have discovered the true purpose of parenting
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Rhodoman
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
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I have discovered the true purpose of parenting
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It takes a while for "They are ALWAYS there" to sink in.
Rho
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Kordirn
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
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Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
There is a reason the more education you have the less like you are to have a kid. 
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jonus156
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Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
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Kordirn posted:
Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
There is a reason the more education you have the less like you are to have a kid.
hence the reason the world is getting dumber stupid people are out breeding the smart
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWQmzW8aV0
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-VanDraegon-
Title: Ratt-n-Roll
Posts: 237
Registered: 2000-6-26 19:59:09
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
-VanDraegon- posted:
Uh huh. Her biological clock will kick in before too long. Its all over after that.
Doubt it. She's older than me.
It gets really bad in the late 30s. You got a ways to go yet. Furthermore, your friends will start having more kids, she will be around them more often....
Kidding aside, it isnt a bad thing. My son is the best thing to ever happen to me. It is amazing what a whole new perspective it is once you are a parent. I never planned on kids myself either....
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Mangler_SC
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Mangler_SC posted:
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
Damn right I am, whatcha gonna do about it?
Nothing other than confirm what I said.
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Mangler_SC
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
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Kordirn posted:
Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
There is a reason the more education you have the less like you are to have a kid.
My IQ is well above average and so is my daughter's.
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Mangler had an accident on the way home from the liquor store. He was run off the road and crashed into a woman's clinic. It was one giant Pabst smear.
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Onslaught.
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
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Mangler_SC posted:
Kordirn posted:
Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
There is a reason the more education you have the less like you are to have a kid.
My IQ is well above average and so is my daughter's.
Isn't the internet great? You can say pretty much anything about yourself and there is no way for anyone to verify it or deny it. So, it must be true right?
Arch_Magi, BT, and TUG also have IQs in the 160 range. You should start a club.
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Dude. Kids are awesome. They are just like me, but also evil, unfeeling, and completely secure in their feelings of superiority. It's amazing to not be the biggest jerk in the room, and every person under the age of 11 is a bigger jerk than I could ever be.
I always feel good about myself after spending time with the evil little bastards.
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.Sylva.
Title: The Beer Fairy
Posts: 236
Registered: 2001-4-8 18:38:12
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Mangler_SC posted:
Kids are awesome.
People that don't want to be or are incapable of raising a child is a piss poor human being.
Of course! I think I'll start littering and kicking small animals too.
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