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Darwynnia  2 stars
Title: Sugar Kibbi
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Registered: 2003-10-13 07:40:13
My father used to get profanity drunk on gin & tonics nearly nightly.

One day I poured out his ginormous bottle of Tanqueray and filled it with white vinegar.

He never noticed.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Darwynnia posted:

My father used to get profanity drunk on gin & tonics nearly nightly.

One day I poured out his ginormous bottle of Tanqueray and filled it with white vinegar.

He never noticed.





WTF???


I wish I could drink gin. I LOVE the smell and taste of it, but it's the only liquor that when i have had some, gives me acid indigestion/reflux that has me almost doubled over. Even taking antacids before drinking it (did it the last time i had gin), didn't help. I think it's all the botanicals in it that messes with my stomach. I just can't drink the stuff

 

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BritonGuy posted:

needs lime



always

 

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pkhere  4 stars
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Terminius_Est posted:

God what a vile drink.



qft

make a tom collins

at least it tastes good!

 

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yuksville.

 

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Darwynnia  2 stars
Title: Sugar Kibbi
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-Ducky- posted:

yuksville.



I can't even stand to look at a bottle.

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
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Darwynnia posted:

My father used to get profanity drunk on gin & tonics nearly nightly.

One day I poured out his ginormous bottle of Tanqueray and filled it with white vinegar.

He never noticed.




omg i would beat the hell out of you if you did that to me.

 

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Darwynnia  2 stars
Title: Sugar Kibbi
Posts: 311
Registered: 2003-10-13 07:40:13
Caoilin posted:

Darwynnia posted:

My father used to get profanity drunk on gin & tonics nearly nightly.

One day I poured out his ginormous bottle of Tanqueray and filled it with white vinegar.

He never noticed.




omg i would beat the hell out of you if you did that to me.



No, no you wouldn't.

 

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