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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
DE's plans after winning:

1. Pay someone to scrub my presence from the net. Hopefully this includes the press release about my winning.
2. Refuse all media interviews.
3. Buy a mansion somewhere remote, with lots of property and a giant garage
4. Buy a crapload of guns
5. Huddle in my garage with my mountains of expensive sports cars and drink

 

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Unarmed-Yarr  2 stars
Title: Pirate of Harrrvestgain
Posts: 390
Registered: 2000-2-23 15:43:24
Dark_EternalFF posted:

DE's plans after winning:


1. Pay someone to scrub my presence from the net. Hopefully this includes the press release about my winning.

2. Refuse all media interviews.

3. Buy a mansion somewhere remote, with lots of property and a giant garage

4. Buy a crapload of guns

5. Huddle in my garage with my mountains of expensive sports cars and drink



what, no stockpile of gold?

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
I can't have sex with gold. Supercars at least have tailpipes.

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
Cuttlery posted:

Purchase a hobby farm and a lake.



and buy a newer truck, travel trailer, and work part time

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Dark_EternalFF posted:

DE's plans after winning:

1. Pay someone to scrub my presence from the net. Hopefully this includes the press release about my winning.
2. Refuse all media interviews.
3. Buy a mansion somewhere remote, with lots of property and a giant garage
4. Buy a crapload of guns
5. Huddle in my garage with my mountains of expensive sports cars and drink



actually I had thought of that DE I would hire a lawyer to deal with the media presence and if at all possible, I would have them register that I won the money with the lottery commission.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Basically I don't want people showing up at my door or calling me and asking for money, then getting all offended when I don't fork it over.

I just assume that I'm going to lose some friends if I ever win the lottery.

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
Fredegarr  1 star
Posts: 100
Registered: 2002-7-22 09:18:02
I normally dont play...but since you can buy tickets online in IL now, i might,
Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
Dark_EternalFF posted:

Basically I don't want people showing up at my door or calling me and asking for money, then getting all offended when I don't fork it over.

I just assume that I'm going to lose some friends if I ever win the lottery.



and all that family I haven't seen in 20 years is suddenly gonna come knocking.
Kriegprojekt  3 stars
Posts: 590
Registered: 2010-4-12 13:06:28
Fallen_daemon posted:

so where is the lottery? lol I never play but its only a buck right?



I think its $2 now.

 

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Unarmed-Yarr  2 stars
Title: Pirate of Harrrvestgain
Posts: 390
Registered: 2000-2-23 15:43:24
Kriegprojekt posted:

Fallen_daemon posted:

so where is the lottery? lol I never play but its only a buck right?



I think its $2 now.



powerball is 2, Mega millions is 1

 

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Unarmed Yarr, Dissilspilg, HOH 4 life (12-15-00)
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

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