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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Ungabhunga posted:

JD_HOGG posted:

I win this thread. You people don't know what you are talking about. I have seen all of those movies, none are as bad as the one I identified. Stream it on netflix, you won't get through 5 minutes.



On a scale of 1 - 10 the first few Gor books were at best a 4 and get worse further into the series. The movie was a 0.

The return of the king as a book is a 10 and the movie at best is a 4.

You do the math.



Impossible to divide by 0. As I say, I WIN THREAD!!!
Ungabhunga  2 stars
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JD_HOGG posted:


 

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_sooz_ posted:

DunesVladHarkonnen posted:

The original was not good (lol @ the voiceboxes that kill). I loved Stilgar's line "MMMMMMMMMM. Shaiiiii halooood" and it has Patrick Stewert as Gurney, that's pretty hilarious. And the eyebrows on the Mentants! OMG epic.


Actually, I think as a B movie. There is a place in my heart for it.



I dont know why but that bit always gets a giggle out of me

Now i know what i'll be watching this weekend. Havent seen this movie in AGES!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2DMsyy0go

1:57-2:05

Someone once made me a .wav of that. I lost it (most unfortunately). But for awhile it was a sound on my computer...for...bootup? I can't recall now.

 

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I think Hitchhikers Guide pissed me off the most.


_Alexandra_ posted:

I have been disappointed in ALL book to movie crossovers.



I thought they adapted the Harry Potter books pretty well, and Shawshank Redemption was pretty true to the book as well. Mostly I agree though, I almost always hate the movie after reading the book.

 

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Eragon. The movie was absolutely awful compared to the books.

 

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I liked Queen of the Damned, mostly because Aaliyah was in it and she was friggin HOT! R.I.P. Aaliyah...

 

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Bourne series...F&** it all to hell. Bastards.

 

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Lokkie_the_Fierce  3 stars
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The Sci-Fi channel did a mini-series remake of Dune. It was pretty good.



Soooooooooooooo much better than the movie

 

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ikkoikki posted:

I liked Queen of the Damned, mostly because Aaliyah was in it and she was friggin HOT! R.I.P. Aaliyah...



That scene in the club... I'd turn in my pink card and hit it all night.

 

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Eragon.

Not because the book was some great piece of literature, but that the movie was just that bad. Also, despite being a cheap rip-off of a lot of other great stories, Eragon ripped off really good stories...


A lot of Stephen King's books got horrible movies... but then again, some of his movies are amongst my favorites ever. *shrug*

 

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