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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/crime-law/83-year-old-mother-16-mad-hell-about-stolen-scoote/nMHnX/

 

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Ibbeh  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2003-5-7 18:59:05
Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.


holy isht

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Ibbeh posted:

Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.



Fked to death, apparently

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
Fallen_daemon  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-28 16:34:29
wow 16 kids :o.

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Dark_EternalFF posted:

Ibbeh posted:

Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.



Fked to death, apparently



Lol

 

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the_great_intex  4 stars
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EbonDragon  4 stars
Title: 8bit epileptic
Posts: 1,041
Registered: 2002-12-21 19:14:06
Her vag similar to a pez dispenser?
-Accident-  3 stars
Title: Waiting to happen
Posts: 660
Registered: 2000-8-24 09:49:04
Ibbeh posted:

Timmons is a mother of 16, grandmother of 59, great-great-grandmother of 48 and great-great-great grandmother of 36, but her body doesn't work very well anymore.


holy isht



Sounds like my 80-year-old great-aunt who just passed away, her obit started off listing her surviving kids, then they just started counting up her grandkids, great-grandkids, and they gave up counting when they hit the great-great-grandkids. She had gotten married at age 14 so it's easy to see how this sort of thing can happen.

 

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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
Posts: 1,851
Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
I would be pissed too those power chairs cost a chunk of change.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
EbonDragon posted:

Her vag similar to a pez dispenser?



Wonder what the first guy thought when he took off her pants and there was a big plastic batman head down there

 

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DE/Mr Pants 2012

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