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Author Topic: Could the mods release a top 10 funny un ban request list? [Locked]
DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
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Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
-Dyslexia- posted:

DunesVladHarkonnen posted:

-Dyslexia- posted:

When you had a twit for a mod banning people, the unban requests would get quite hilarious. people knew they were getting screwed over and were pissed as hell.



Dys, you did your own unban requests too?





All i have to say to that is LoL.

that was back in the day when we all worked that damn queue.





Just pulling your leg man, I hear nothing but good things about you.

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
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angry vagitarian put me offline for *only* posting pictures in threads

 

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-VanDraegon-  1 star
Title: Ratt-n-Roll
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Registered: 2000-6-26 19:59:09
What is this "banning" you all speak of?

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
my unban request was something like,

"can I come back in, I'll be nice"

 

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Dwaveran  3 stars
Title: Wants to Ban Canada...
Posts: 909
Registered: 2003-1-23 11:01:28
I remember some really funny ones. But the word "nazi" was used waaaaay to much.

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I think my last one was:

"WTF? Some dick I never heard of bans me 4 days after I last posted over a bad joke that contained no profanity, and only a totally twisted, perverted, sleaze ball who spends hours and hours each day perusing really nasty pr0n would even know what the hell I was talking aboot.

So, sorry you guys have a sick bastard like that on staff, can I come back now and stuff? I promise never to reference that biological function using pig latin again. Really".
winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Ptilk posted:

I think my last one was:

"WTF? Some dick I never heard of bans me 4 days after I last posted over a bad joke that contained no profanity, and only a totally twisted, perverted, sleaze ball who spends hours and hours each day perusing really nasty pr0n would even know what the hell I was talking aboot.

So, sorry you guys have a sick bastard like that on staff, can I come back now and stuff? I promise never to reference that biological function using pig latin again. Really".


lol
Silverwuf  4 stars
Title: Have trike will babble
Posts: 1,129
Registered: 2001-7-5 14:44:35
I only got star bans. I used to get threats from a mod who disliked me, though...

Silver

 

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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
I got banned a lot back in the day when I was pre-kids, in my mid twenties and had nothing better to do all day than troll people.

Fond memories of the Fortesque, Kenzie, wars

 

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Ibbeh  2 stars
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I used to get banned and into trouble a lot. Not so much anymore

 

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