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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
I've never had bacon or pork in my life.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
TheNinthSeal posted:

first of all, no veggies on the top? That profanity is fo' real.

Second, gross burger. Its waaay too round. Waaay too much cheese. I love cheese, I love it. But there is a reason i eat it on a burger and dont just eat a block of it. Subtlety goes a long way with food. Dudes always want to make a "Man-burger" with three lbs of ground beef, here is a tip: You can eat mutliple, smaller hamburgers. That way, the meat isn't cooked terribly (by the time the middle of that giant mess was brown, the outside was dry, thats how meat works) the bacon looks good. It doesnt make you more manly to eat a crappy burger.



You do realize the BACON FAT was moistening the hamburger as it cooked.

 

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Stormyblade  3 stars
Posts: 550
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:22:54
That's far too much of everything - ground beef, cheese, bacon, chili sauce. Yes, far too much. Makes it unappetizing.

 

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ArchrikerHG  2 stars
Posts: 403
Registered: 2004-2-20 14:24:08
TheNinthSeal posted:

first of all, no veggies on the top? That profanity is fo' real.

Second, gross burger. Its waaay too round. Waaay too much cheese. I love cheese, I love it. But there is a reason i eat it on a burger and dont just eat a block of it. Subtlety goes a long way with food. Dudes always want to make a "Man-burger" with three lbs of ground beef, here is a tip: You can eat mutliple, smaller hamburgers. That way, the meat isn't cooked terribly (by the time the middle of that giant mess was brown, the outside was dry, thats how meat works) the bacon looks good. It doesnt make you more manly to eat a crappy burger.



the middle doesn't need to be cooked, the middle is all cheese...derp. you just have to cook each side a little bit like you would a normal burger.
learn to cook, then you can criticize...and that still makes you less of a man (like someone else already said).

 

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putzbutt  1 star
Posts: 156
Registered: 2001-12-25 08:34:18
reminds me a bit of a pizza burger which is a spiced hamburger patty with mozzarella inside

 

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TheNinthSeal  1 star
Posts: 195
Registered: 2012-2-21 07:57:37
Do you see how the shape of the burger is alot different after it was cooked? That is moisture being lost. And for the slightly dense, when I said the middle, I meant the innermost ground beef. And bacon grease is mostly dripping off, and if anything is making the overcooked outside even tougher than it already is.

Basically I am saying if you took that amount of meat and made two patties and cooked them to a nice med-med rare and melted cheese on top and had bacon on it, it would be a way better burger. The construction is stupid and awkward. The entire theory is "Im a man lol i eat tons of meat, ARGH cheese in the middle! So manly!" and it just makes the burger worse than a well made burger using the same ingredients. Cheese being at the center is just dumb. that means 30 percent of the burger doesnt have any cheese, just a bunch of dry meat and bacon (good ingredients cooked incorrectly) and the other 70 percent is just a mouthful of cheese, and like I mentioned, no matter how much you like cheese, you dont eat it by the handful like that.

Stupid burger, stupid thread, stupid world
JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
AkagiyamaMissile posted:

Yeah, the green chili sauce can go. The rest.....
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
HOGG Y U MESS ME UP!

 

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