Jezza_Belle posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
This thread is perfect, I was having a hard time explaining why females are more attractive than males to my boyfriend. LOL
Dudes are hairy and nasty. Women are soft and supple.
I try to say that, but all he gets from it is "so if you don't like penis, why do you put it in your mouth so much?"
Sorry, I've been drinking.
EDIT: That also reminds me of a friend I had back when I lived in L.A. She crashed with me for a few nights between apartment moves, and she was a lesbian. So, being from Hawaii, one morning I made spam for breakfast (along with other things cause I knew she wasn't a spam person, never tried it).
Well I convinced her to try some, and she wasn't a fan, cause it was too salty for her, but she said the taste overall wasn't bad. Later that day (this was when BBS-ing was running rampant back in the mid 90's) she chats that she tried spam.
One of her friends IMMEDIATELY 'whispered' to her...
"What the F***!!!!! You won't let any body part of a man in there, but you'll put SPAM in your mouth????"
She and I just about DIED laughing.
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