If you don't complain about class balance, ease of leveling, or insufficient content in the new expansion at least once per post, you will be logged out automatically.
Also if you do not use "scrub", "bads", "welfare epics", or otherwise assert your general superiority over the rest of the playerbase, you will be logged out automatically.
Please adhere to these new guidelines.
Thanks.
Edit: FYI, predicting WoW's impending downfall will satisfy both requirements.
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