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A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, spotless, clean. So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirin and noticed a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he went to the kitchen, and sure enough there was a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating. So he asked, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son said, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, he asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel!"
His son replied, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, "Hey, leave me alone! I'm married!"
Moral.......
**Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS" !!!!!!!!!!!! **
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