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OT - The Importance of Walking
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Aymyurdadi
Posts: 32
Registered: 2005-6-4 05:12:25
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Date Posted:
6/22/11 2:46pm
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OT - The Importance of Walking
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The Importance of walking
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
I joined a health club last year, spent about 250 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there!
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
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Date Posted:
6/22/11 2:46pm
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OT - The Importance of Walking
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my friends think im crazy because i like to go on long walks. so what if they are in a circle while i scream about the government.
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SplashofPink
Title: Pretty In Pink
Posts: 293
Registered: 2006-6-3 18:27:00
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Date Posted:
6/22/11 2:46pm
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My friend and I go for walks at least 3 or 4 times a week. It's great for you and you don't have to pay anything.
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_Elwood_
Posts: 225
Registered: 2001-5-18 10:31:44
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Date Posted:
6/22/11 2:46pm
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i haven't walked a single step since 1996
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The_Clav
Title: Lord of the Mistell
Posts: 52
Registered: 2001-5-25 13:15:21
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Date Posted:
6/22/11 2:46pm
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Because you're too busy slide casting... 
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Lord of the Mistell
"The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them." -- Samuel Clemens
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