A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the


man looks over at his wife and says: "our butt is getting really big,


I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."


With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the


grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured


his wife's bottom.


"es, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"


The woman chose to ignore her husband.


Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.


He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him


off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............


She answers: "Do you really


think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

 

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nice

 

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