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Varece  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
As Madeline threw herself on me, on the bed:


Nicolette: Maddy, don't break grandma! We will have to throw her away!


Glue wasn't an option.


Hehehe Nic will be 3 tomorrow.

 

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Princess_Bri  1 star
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Registered: 2003-5-20 12:21:33
haha that is funny and sad at the same time

Poor gramma

what about duct tape? it comes in hot pink now you know

 

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Varece  4 stars
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Lol! I'll have to get some and keep it handy. It was such an off the wall thing to say. As far as I know, I haven't been broke yet for her to think that. I'm not 25 anymore but I'm far from invalid!


Maybe mommy tells them weird stuff.

 

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Silverwuf  4 stars
Title: Have trike will babble
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Registered: 2001-7-5 14:44:35
How does all this weird stuff just fall out of their mouths?

Aime gets sidetracked very easily so I tell her to 'focus' occasionally. Yesterday while in the car (I was driving), Aime was telling a story and stopped in the middle to tell me, 'Mommy, stop driving and focus, will ya'?'

*shakes head*

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Varece  4 stars
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They are little sponges


Focus, mommy!

 

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Pulp_Gareth  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-11-4 10:51:12
Princess_Bri posted:

haha that is funny and sad at the same time

Poor gramma

what about duct tape? it comes in hot pink now you know



Yet another sign of the apocalypse.

 

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Entrapment_WE  1 star
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Registered: 2003-12-23 09:30:21
were trying to teach nicholas about good and bad strangers. yesterday we went to the grocery store and an elderly lady approached him and he hid behind me and she walked away after a minute or so and he said PHEW MOMMY THAT WAS CLOSE.!! guess we need to work on it a little more hehehe

 

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Varece  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
Lol! That's great. At least he didn't do it in front of her. Hahaha!


My daughter told me the other day, they were playing and romping on the floor and Tera said something jokingly about cutting her arm off. All of a sudden, Nic stood up and said "No mommy, here, (grabbed her hair) cut this instead! Not my arm!" and Tera said Nic wasn't laughing. Lol! HUH?!?!?


Daughter and SOL don't even like horror type movies.


They are sponges. Good and bad. Lol!

 

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Silverwuf  4 stars
Title: Have trike will babble
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Registered: 2001-7-5 14:44:35
Last night as Aime and I were getting ready to leave the gym:

Aime: Mommy, you smell very stinky!
Me: Well, I did exercise a lot and I'm pretty sweaty...
Aime: Oops, nope! Sorry, it was me - I tooted.

 

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Varece  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
Lol! Silver! Hahahaha!


I think we're all in trouble when Maddy starts to jabber. She says a lot of words now, but it's innocent.


When you ask her to do something, you get a raspberry. It's so hard not to laugh because she does it so good, but we're trying real hard to get her to stop because it's only going to get worse.

 

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