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-MrBean-  Title: Now With Extra Baldness
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Registered: 2001-5-23 14:15:00
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So Ian turtled my wife last night :) |
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So lately Ian has had farts that could easily peel the paint off of walls.
Every night, my wife will breastfeed him in bed to get him sleepy, and she will cover them both with a blanket.
So last night they are laying there and he rips one that I can hear all the way down the hall. About 2 minutes later I hear my wife start to cough and gag. He had kept it bottled under the blanket and then he grabbed the edge of it and waved it towards her.
Now he is my son.... so I think it could have possibly been deliberate, even at just under 10 months
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Ah-Schoo  Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness
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Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29
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So Ian turtled my wife last night :) |
LOL, awesome.
My 3 year old gets farts that would make his grandfather proud. (His grandfather has had his own bathroom at the far end of the house for 30+ years due to his toxic prowess.)
I don't know how my kid did it but a couple days ago he left a fart that lingered for hours. I seriously wanted to start searching the room for stray poop it was so bad.
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Varece Posts: 1,096
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Nicolette (3) does them on command.
/puff feathers
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-Accident-  Title: Waiting to happen
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Registered: 2000-8-24 09:49:04
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my older daughter said she wishes she didn't have to "gas". 
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Silverwuf Title: Have trike will babble
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Registered: 2001-7-5 14:44:35
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So Ian turtled my wife last night :) |
What is it with three year olds? Aime has been dubbed, 'Mistress of the Toxic Toots' at our house. I absolutely hate it when she does it in the car, especially in the winter. We have an hour drive one way to/from work. 
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pkhere Title: Yes, they are real
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So Ian turtled my wife last night :) |
heh wait till they are 18, have friends over,you knock on the bedroom door, it opens, and the gas knocks you down!! (boys of course) 
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Varece Posts: 1,096
Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
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Date Posted:
2/4/09 6:09pm
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So Ian turtled my wife last night :) |
Must be a midwest thing with the 18 year olds and farting in the house. My son would be sleeping in his car, if him or his friends did that to my house!
Gross!
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dbzuffa Posts: 25
Registered: 2008-6-16 14:49:41
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Date Posted:
2/4/09 6:09pm
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So Ian turtled my wife last night :) |
LOL I told my hubby about this. We both had a good laugh
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