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Blisteringballs  2 stars
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Registered: 2009-8-12 12:41:21
I think a good beating once in a while will help a child mature and grow mentally. It helps condition them for challenges later in life.

Without warning, once a month, wait until your child is alone in a quiet moment (such as reading) then kick in the door and savagely beat them. Afterwards, go about your business as if nothing happened, and remember to be loving and nurturing.

 

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Jennifer_the_Great  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-5-6 02:09:52
If this was the best troll post that you could come up with, you obviously weren't beaten enough as a child.

 

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tantallous  1 star
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Posts: 192
Registered: 2002-1-11 23:14:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUmJDVRDRTQ

here

 

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Its what you just said, translated into guy speak and leaving out the unecessary parts
Lothland  1 star
Posts: 194
Registered: 2004-3-8 02:11:56
Russell Peters - Beating Your Kids


I'd post direct youtube link but it has a little swearing.

 

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Walker_ID  3 stars
Posts: 673
Registered: 2002-5-29 10:20:09
i definitely agree with the OP...it definitely helped me to get beat randomly as a child

 

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_Kewk_  2 stars
Title: Sith Lord
Posts: 400
Registered: 2002-12-17 16:11:04
I used to beat myself as a child.
Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29
Beating other people's kids makes you stronger.

 

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_Kewk_  2 stars
Title: Sith Lord
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Registered: 2002-12-17 16:11:04
Ah-Schoo posted:

Beating other people's kids makes you stronger.



If I could... I totally would.
Lasraik  2 stars
Title: Chasing the tail of dogma
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Registered: 2003-11-13 00:14:47
Jennifer_the_Great posted:

If this was the best troll post that you could come up with, you obviously weren't beaten enough as a child.

 

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