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Keebler_I
Posts: 22
Registered: 2003-7-3 05:32:01
 Date Posted: 9/5/11 6:26am Subject: OT: Power Outage
Due to a power outage, The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Little Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on his bottom And he began to cry.

The paramedic then asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

She quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, spank him again."
Mw_Mage
Posts: 8
Registered: 2004-9-4 07:05:13
 Date Posted: 9/5/11 6:26am Subject: OT: Power Outage
well played

 

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slimsnewguy
Posts: 4
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Date Posted: 9/5/11 6:26am Subject: OT: Power Outage
GRATS and LOL
X-E-N
Posts: 37
Registered: 2002-2-4 00:42:10
 Date Posted: 9/5/11 6:26am Subject: OT: Power Outage
Congratulations & good luck, especially if all your children are as smarmy as your first.

 

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DoomHunter42
Posts: 7
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Date Posted: 9/5/11 6:26am Subject: OT: Power Outage
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Keebler_I
Posts: 22
Registered: 2003-7-3 05:32:01
 Date Posted: 9/5/11 6:26am Subject: OT: Power Outage
Ummm, this was a joke that was passed on to me. Just making sure =P
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