A department store in London has a 152 inch TV for sale for $1,000,000.
http://www.technobuffalo.com/home-entertainment/televisions/harrods-will-sell-you-a-152-inch-tv-for-just-1-million/
I'd love a 152 inch TV, but I don't have a million dollars.
Apparently Paul Allen's bank very customer friendly. You can just call them up tell them you'd like to change your address to another state across the country and they'll do it with no questions asked. How very nice of them. It worked for one guy, who managed to get credit cards in Paul Allens name and went on an extravagant shopping spree at the dollar store (dream bigger dude).
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57405212-71/man-charged-with-trying-to-steal-paul-allens-identity/
If I can steal Paul Allen's ID, I'll sell the Portland Trailblazers and then I could buy dozens of these 152 inch TVs and give them out as stocking stuffers for Christmas.
Except for Lokkie, coal for you.


