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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
and the idea of heavy fibermesh armor created by a culture steeped in thousands of years of martial tradition failing to simple things as stones and arrows is f'kin stupid.

any culture that has gone up against proper military tactics and modern weaponry have been wiped out, I mean the Incas were probably a few times more kick ass at warfare then the Ewoks and they still got pwnt by a few hundred spaniards who had steel and fire.

Now imagine the Incas they still had proper harmful weapons, nothing is sharper then obsidian.. the ewoks however had crude stone age cudgels and arrows against heavy modern armor and frikken lasers.

George Lucas fat ass should be strapped to a catapult and then dropped into a lake of fire, his madness began with these Ewoks and is the reason why we had to put up with that retard jar-jar.

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
Incans couldn't fly.

 

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Thugoneous  4 stars
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
Lucas also skull humped Indiana Jones.

 

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