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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: In the beginning.....
God created the world and then he rested.

He created man and then he rested.

Then he created women and neither he nor man has rested since.

 

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Crackdoc  1 star
Posts: 236
Registered: 2005-10-7 12:55:29
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: In the beginning.....
Yhr reason men c reated 'Rest Rooms' with lockable doors was so we could get some privacy.


Among other things.


 

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cabbyman  2 stars
Posts: 441
Registered: 2003-1-6 07:48:53
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: In the beginning.....
God spoke to Adam and said "Adam I will create for you the perfect companion. She will look after your every need and satisfy every desire. She will cook and clean for you, make a house for you, and never look on you with anything but love and devotion. She will not question you and in all things be obedient. All it will cost you is an arm and a leg."

"What can I get for a rib?", Adam replied...

 

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