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Things were said to have gotten so serious between David and Daniela that David, a Cornell ’04 graduate, even entertained the idea of leaving his wife.

Unfortunately, things hit a rough patch after Daniela transferred to JPMorgan’s London office. Consequently, Daniela decided to pump the brakes and end things. Still Married David, however, knew better. These two, Daniela and Dave, were meant to be together. So he did what any other romantic in his shoes would do, and waged a campaign to get her back. Said campaign included the following moves:

* Sending her 176 text messages and 23 emails over just 16 hours

* Using his old key to get into her apartment

* Claiming “he was critically ill in a desperate effort to attract her attention.”

* Hacking her email

* Planting “a tracking device in her phone”

At this point, there’s a chance Gray stepped back and asked himself, “Is it possible I’m coming on too strong”? A silly question, obviously, as he already knew the answer, which was: “No, not strong enough.” So...

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Thugoneous posted:

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Zionist?

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