If you feel a twinge in your backside at anything Bill might have said then you are a puckerbutt. So to you Mr. or Mrs. Puckerbutt, I would like to apologize to any and all possible people, organization, races, aliens, religions or animals we could have possibly offended, included but not limited to:
Nancy Pelosi, AJ Duffy, Jerry Brown, Meg Whitman, George Washington, Barbara Boxer, Carly Fiorina, Gloria 'where's the camera' Allred, polygamists, star wars geeks, perverted pilots, he/shes, pistol packin' old ladies, CIA, TSA, UT, GOP and PG&E.
Meg Whitman's former maid
Athletes at UC Berkeley
Las Vegas pool death ray victims
AND
defilied playground dinosaurs
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Politicians are like diapers, they should be changed often and for the same reason.