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illmyrin
Posts: 705
Registered: 2001-12-25 11:52:26
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When I walk I need to be careful not to break floorboards or shatter sidewalks... I rang a doorbell earlier today and the house collapsed. My keyboard is made from titanium because anything else just shatters... Today I used my own fingernails to shave.
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paulg_68
Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I leave chemtrails when I walk and unlike NASA I actually have landed on the moon.
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illmyrin
Posts: 705
Registered: 2001-12-25 11:52:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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No joke, I'm so badass that...
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The moon is fantastic. Over the years I've perfected my moon landings so that I barely leave anymore craters.
That was my very first. I landed flat on my face.
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