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illmyrin  3 stars
Posts: 705
Registered: 2001-12-25 11:52:26
He looked at me all confused and shook his head before bounding off in the other direction....


Now he's running full sprint into my room, he's stopped OH!!... It's a fly! Mad lord snapcase! Fly hunter!

 

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GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
Posts: 1,060
Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
I have a tiny dog. My wife was playing fetch with it in the living room and as I was walking out she launched the ball past me. The dog does not look before she leaps and slammed right into my shin. She was dazed for a few seconds, but then she staggered over to the ball and brought it back.

Pets are cool.

 

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IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
GrilledCheez posted:

I have a tiny dog. My wife was playing fetch with it in the living room and as I was walking out she launched the ball past me. The dog does not look before she leaps and slammed right into my shin. She was dazed for a few seconds, but then she staggered over to the ball and brought it back.

Pets are cool.



Most Outposters do that (metaphorically) all the time.

 

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Phlegm573  3 stars
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
illmyrin posted:

He looked at me all confused and shook his head before bounding off in the other direction....


Now he's running full sprint into my room, he's stopped OH!!... It's a fly! Mad lord snapcase! Fly hunter!



imagine the Youtube hits you could have.

 

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