There was an old hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in a cave.
missin' a tit and smellin' like shit,
but think of the money he saved!

There once was a woman from Garrot,
who lived off green apples and snot.
when she couldn't get these, she lived from the cheese
that she scraped from the end of her twat.

 

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There once was a man from East Lizes
Whose balls were two different sizes
One was so small
It was no ball at all
The other was large and won prizes.


Rho

 

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