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Author Topic: Either Your Phone Plays Taliban Ringtones, or You Die [Locked]
Bat_Avenger  1 star
Posts: 229
Registered: 2006-10-25 05:11:35
I want a ring tone of mohammad being eviscerated.

"This might be the only measurement you need to judge the Afghanistan War. Vendors in Kabul are doing a brisk trade in Taliban ringtones. Because Afghans report that the Taliban kill travelers at clandestine checkpoints if they don’t hear one of their messages on someone’s phone.

Purchasers don’t necessarily want their phones to trill with the auto-tuned chant below, or with the dulcet melodies of “Suicide Bomber.” (Sample translated lyric: “You burned like a moth, young hero.”) They worry they won’t be safe on the roads if they can’t play the track for the Taliban when the insurgents stop their vehicles, checking for loyalty. Travelers approaching Taliban checkpoints often pop their real SIM cards out and replace them with ones containing insurgent-produced jingles.

“If they search your phone and see your videos and songs, they will think you are their sympathizer,” a 35-year-old Kabul grocer, Haji Mohammad Khan, explains to the Wall Street Journal. “On occasion, it can save your life.”"

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/12/taliban-ringtone/

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad!

 

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AgzntOrange2  2 stars
Posts: 304
Registered: 2008-11-20 13:55:40
Sort of like a fraternity song.

 

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Maybe Mormons are secret Muslims (same number of letters and starts with M and ends with S)
I think I solved some conspiracy theory...

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