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Author Topic: A blonde was taking a relaxing drive through the countryside... [Locked]
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
...autumn was here...the weather was crisp, and the leaves had started to change color.

Coming over a hill, she sees something odd, but can't quite make it out, as it is at a distance.


As she gets closer she realizes what it is. In the middle of an enormous field of grass is a rowboat, with a blonde in it, paddling the oars as fast as she can trying to move.

The blonde in the car slows down, unable to grasp what she is seeing! She comes to a stop along side the field, pulls over, and gets out of her car.

She is furious! The ridiculous sight in front of her makes her so angry, she screams at the blonde in the boat:

"Hey! Hey you!"

The blonde in the boat stops paddling and, confusingly, looks over at the woman screaming at her.

"es! YOU! You know what? It's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad rap! Blondes like you make us look ridiculous and that we don't have a chance of ever being smart normal people!"


"If I could swim, I'd go over there and kick your ass!"

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
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Bring it on like Donkey Kong
TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
Hit

 

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i, ticky.
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Me or the blonde?

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
prob shouldnt ask that ak ;P

 

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