My favorites from the list I found are:
*If you're asked to be a maid of honor, the best things you can offer to the bride are your support, time, and your money
*In outdoor weddings, watch out for ledges where birds may be resting. It has happened before for a bride to be pelted by a bird which is not a pretty site. (who edited this?)
We both basically have no idea what we're doing.
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If sand gets in your vagina can you make a pearl like a clam?-NWK
Dream Theater is the skidmark of the music world, and Queensryche is the turd that left it there.- Zukey
Dream Theater is the skidmark of the music world, and Queensryche is the turd that left it there.- Zukey



