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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Joke of the night
A man walks in to a bar and orders 10 shots. The bartender starts pouring and asks "What'cha drinking to?"

The mans says "My first blow job"

Bartender smiles warmly and says "In that case, I'll give you an 11th on the house!"

The man smiles kindly at the bartender and says "No offense, but if the first 10 don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think the 11th will."

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Joke of the night
Bazinga.

Rho

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Joke of the night
Ahahahaha
Itab  4 stars
Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Joke of the night
I haven't heard that joke in 10 years.

 

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