VaultNetwork.net Vault Network Boards
Author Topic: I remember my trip to Australia. [Locked]
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
I dove to the outback. Driving along I would occasionally see a local intercousing a kangaroo. I was pretty shocking at first. We made it to a town and went into an establishment for a burger and brew. While there I went into to bathroom and a one legged guy was beating off in a stall with no door. Shocked again. I went back out shaking my head and told the guy working there what I had just seen. He said, "Well you don't expect a one legged man to catch a roo do ya?"

 

-----signature-----
pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
pkhere  4 stars
Title: Yes, they are real
Posts: 2,683
Registered: 2003-9-4 16:38:32

 

-----signature-----
"I wish I could lag during sex." - Reapist
Jezza, so you know, you've been moved to the
number 1 spot of my list of people
with horrible taste on the board. -Wolfgar-
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44

 

-----signature-----
Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong