Pls excuse if I told this one before..


Ok this guy shows up on a Saturday solo at 1pm and the starter ends up pairing him up with this beautiful woman also solo.

She kicks his ass all over the course and when they are done she invites him over to her house for a few cocktails or a beer, as she lives right on the course.

One thing leads to another and he ends up with this fantastic bj.

Well he shows up next week at the same time and lo and behold she is there at that time too, and they repeat.

This goes on all month with him getting beat and then getting his bj at her place, so one afternoon right as he is getting it, he looks down at her and says, "you know this is fantastic, but I'd love it if we could have some regular sex".

She looks up at him and says, "I have a confession to make:.

He says "yes", she responds, "I'm not really a woman".

He gets furious and yells, "ou sonofabitch, you have been hitting off the ladies T all month!!!"

 

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Yeah wtf! Heard that one before, but it's still funny.

please don't remind me that the golf season is about to start

 

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;P

 

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I think you posted this one last week

 

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