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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Tonight. For the love of god! It was a perfect storm of situations...it's the busiest I've seen it in ages, and the busiest we've been on a St. Paddy's Day in YEARS!

I knew it was a sign when I was walking into work, to go clock in for my shift, when i saw 2 people (later found out they were BF/GF) getting taken to their rooms, in wheelchairs.

The disaster that followed was nothing but an enormous SIHTstorm of bars 2-3 deep, and me, breaking bartenders, at 6 bars, seeing it ALL.

I got done so late, no burger night for me The bar's kitchen was closed when i got there already, but didn't wanna just walk out, and knew the bartender working so I had a couple of shots of Jamesons with an MGD chaser.

Left and on the way home hit up another bar, and thankfully the kitchen was still open. So had one more Jamesons with a bottled water, and got me 3 steak tacos, a quesadilla and Mediterranean pizza.

Sipping on some whiskey on the rocks now and another MGD.

Of course, after making it through this night, while breaking the LAST bartender, turned to grab something, and twisted awkwardly...now my sciatic nerve is pissed


The whiskey is helping.


HAPPY St. PADDY's DAY!!!

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
glad you lived lol

 

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Brandun  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
what is "breaking" the bartender ?

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
he ripped him a new one ;P


glad you made it thru ak
you take care of that

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
-Foxy- posted:

he ripped him a new one ;P


glad you made it thru ak
you take care of that



lol!

Breaking them...basically, I hop from bar to bar, relieving the bartender for 30 minutes letting them take a break.

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong

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