Chist
A chist is a conditon caused by fatness. It's when one's chin extends down into the chest and becomes a single entity, a jiggling indistinguishable sloping mass of lard.
Alfred Hitchcock is perhaps a classic example of a chist. Also various facebook whores attempt to nullify or hide their chists by placing the camera above the head, looking upwards and then taking a picture from an aerial point of view using extensive lighting tricks to further obfuscate any other forms of facial fuglyness.
chist gobbler double chin fatness no-neck
by Believo Jun 16, 2009 share this add a video
(well, he was always rather slim)
2. Chist
Chist means Gross, unclean, someone who never showers.
Adam is the example of chist
chowda gross unclean disgusting greasy
by ahdsud May 19, 2006 share this add a video
(never saw him looking like a scrub...always well groomed and dressed)
I concur, Bush was the anti-chist
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