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it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
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Anebriated
Title: I should be reading a book
Posts: 650
Registered: 2003-1-27 21:26:11
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1/1/00 12:00am
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it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
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it's liek that drunken kungfu stuff
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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1/1/00 12:00am
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it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
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I used to think I was just drunk and imagining how awesome I am when I'm drunk.
My very good friend Sarah staged an intervention recently. She brought in a couple of other good friends of mine and they all stated clearly and emphatically that I wasn't just imagining things...I really am a god damn awesome dude when I'm drunk....and they all wonder why I'm such a loser when I'm sober compared to the awesome me I am when I'm drunk.
I think there is something wrong in my brain chemicals or something, and the full extent of my power is only accessible when I'm so messed up I don't remember to doubt myself.
It's a topic worthy of pondering. Could it be that the me I am when messed up is the me I would be better off being all the time? HOLY CARP! That's some deep ass shit.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
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I can be me under 1 of 2 conditions....
A. I have been in this environment for a long time, owned it, and shown that I am the best at it!
B. I'm drunk!
It sucks because me is so WTFAWESOME...but I spend so much time being....I don't even know who I am half the time, because I know my potential but I keep acting like....
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Darkness, Imprisioning me
All that I see, Absolute Horror
I Cannot Live, I cannot Die
Trapped In myself
Body My holding Cell
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Anebriated
Title: I should be reading a book
Posts: 650
Registered: 2003-1-27 21:26:11
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
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how to act without deciding: 
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
it's not my fault i do everything better drunk
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If every second of my life was as wonderful as those fleeting seconds that happen right when I'm exactly at the apex of drunk/sober......I'd be the king of the god damn world.
Some people think it's sad that drunks keep doing the same stupid shit over and over again.....
I think that the wonder and perfection you get for 3 seconds if you are lucky is worth the 38,000 seconds of hell you get after it.
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